* a day is successful if you have put on make-up and kept the kids alive.
* you can feed a baby, wash the dishes, and make a grocery list at the same time.
* you know the meaning of braxton hicks.
* every pair of pants you own has worn out knees from playing on the floor.
* you have cleaned an exploded diaper out of your washing machine.
* you know what day of the week kids eat free in every restaurant within a 30 mile radius.
* you look up anytime you hear the word "mommy."
* the kids resale shop owner knows you and your children by name.
* you can talk for hours on the topic of spit up.
* you measure time by how many Sesame Street episodes could be watched.
* when you are away from your children, they are never far away from your thoughts.
* a sparkly or colorful sticker is frequently found on the back of your leg.
* poison control is on your speed dial.
* 90% of the mirrors in your home display at least one tiny hand print or lip smear.
* you seriously consider admitting yourself into the loony bin on a weekly basis.
* you have ripped your house apart in a panicked frenzy looking for a dearly beloved race car
(or any other toy of the $5 variety)
* you love your little ones so much your heart could burst.
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